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Dan Castellaneta [1957-0] American

Rank: 104
Actor

Daniel Louis "Dan" Castellaneta is an American actor, voice actor, comedian and screenwriter. Noted for his long-running role as Homer Simpson on the animated television series The Simpsons, he also voices many other characters on the show, including Abraham "Grampa" Simpson, Barney Gumble, Krusty the Clown, Sideshow Mel, Groundskeeper Willie, Mayor Quimby and Hans Moleman.

Humor

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Beer. Now there's a temporary solution.		101
In this house, we obey the laws of thermodynamics!		102
Sometimes the only way you can feel good about yourself is by making someone else look bad. And I'm tired of making other people feel good about themselves.		103
After years of doing it, you learn the difference between your ego and your opinion. When you're married you have to cut through that.		104
There are times when the writers ask us to improvise. Sometimes the animators are inspired by what you do, and sometimes you are inspired by what the animators do.		105
The humor is essentially dark for a cartoon and sophisticated. But at the same time, being a cartoon gives the writers more freedom than in a normal sitcom. It always pushes the line that, despite human failings, the Simpsons are really decent people.	Humor	106
Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races.		107
To many, Homer may appear lazy and a loser, but he's just much misguided. He's boorish, sure, but well meaning and, I guess, the one thing we have in common is the pursuit of lousy diets.		108
I think that most people don't even know that I do other things. They think that Homer is all that I do.		109
I've made a kind of pact with myself where I said, It doesn't matter what it is as long as I'm acting.		110
The Simpsons take up so little time that I'm able to do other things as well.		111
I think the tone of the show has certainly changed over the years, because it's really, really hard to do something different when you have a show going on as long as this has.		112
The Simpsons can go anywhere in the world and not worry about any budgetary issues. However, even when the show has had its run, I think the characters can go on in perpetuity.		113
I often say, if I wasn't part of the show I'd be a huge fan of it.		114
The voice doesn't take a lot of effort now, but in the beginning it was hard to try to find a voice. The one I settled on was just easier to do for a half-hour.		115
One of my favorite episodes was the one in which Homer grew hair. That was a very unique episode, since there was a gay secretary, but that wasn't even the issue of the show-the issue was Homer's image changing because he had hair.		116
If I were actually Homer Simpson, I'd be getting scripts out the wazoo.		117
I always enjoyed writing. I did playlets in high school, I did radio shows in college. That's one of the reasons I went down to Second City, because you could do acting and writing.		118
It is better to watch things then to do them.		119
Don't eat me. I have a wife and kids. Eat them.		120
Go ahead and play the blues if it'll make you happy.		121
The nice thing is that, at least in Los Angeles, I'm known as a character actor and I do auditions for other things besides just cartoon shows.		122
It's the weirdest thing. When you go into acting, you expect to be a huge star and to be recognized... It did happen, but not in the way you expect it to... In L.A., I'm just another character actor.		123
It's the cushiest job, but some lines are so funny that I crack up.		124
It's hard to find a play that's right for me to do. Rather than waiting around for the right script to come along, I decided to write one myself.		125
It's a different way of getting across an emotion. You're trying to get it across to the animator because the animator is inspired by the voicetrack in terms of how to animate the character.		126

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