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Dean Martin [1917-1995] American

Rank: 101
Actor, Singer

Dean Martin was an American singer, actor, comedian, and film producer. One of the most popular and enduring American entertainers of the mid-20th century, Martin was nicknamed the "King of Cool" for his seemingly effortless charisma and self-assurance.

Morning, Sports

Quote	Tags	Rank
You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.		101
I've got seven kids. The three words you hear most around my house are 'hello', 'goodbye', and 'I'm pregnant'.		102
I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.	Morning	103
If you drink don't drive. Don't even putt.	Sports	104
There's a statue of Jimmy Stewart in the Hollywood Wax Museum, and the statue talks better than he does.		105
I'd hate to be a teetotaler. Imagine getting up in the morning and knowing that's as good as you're going to feel all day.	Morning	106
I once shook hands with Pat Boone and my whole right side sobered up.		107

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