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Craig Kilborn [1962-0]
Rank: 102
Entertainer, Comedian


Craig Kilborn is an American comedian, writer, producer, sports commentator, actor, media critic, and former television host. He was the original host of The Daily Show, a former anchor on ESPN's SportsCenter, and Tom Snyder's successor on CBS' The Late Late Show.

Humor, Relationship, Sad



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I think mankind is overly sensitive, very needy, greedy, and flawed.
101
My brother asked me once, 'Are you a misanthrope?' And I said, 'No, I just find people irritating.'
102
Broadcasting was something, I don't want to say it came easy, but it's something I'm comfortable doing.
103
I'm going to miss my best friends - my cameras.
104
People here in Los Angeles are disgusted now about a sex scandal involving Arnold Schwarzenegger. Apparently for seven years, he carried on a sexual relationship with his own wife. Relationship
105
A telephone survey says that 51 percent of college students drink until they pass out at least once a month. The other 49 percent didn't answer the phone.
106
The big political news, Arnold Schwarzenegger announced he's running for governor of California, and already, people are chanting, 'Four more vowels, four more vowels.'
107
I have a wonderful respect for old people.
108
In Massachusetts, scientists have created the first human clone. The bad thing is that in thirty years, the clone will still be depressed because the Boston Red Sox will still have not won a World Series.
109
Did you see the statue topple? Bill Clinton got nostalgic seeing something that big in a beret go down.
110
President Bush spent last night calling world leaders to support the war with Iraq and it is sad when the most powerful man on earth is yelling, 'I know you're there, pick up, pick up. Sad
111
I learned at an early age that using the third person will push some buttons.
112
I enjoyed retirement the right way... linguine con vongole, red wine and plenty of truffle cheese.
113
It's fun being creative and that's satisfying.
114
I lived in a studio apartment until my mid-30s. I don't have an extravagant lifestyle.
115
CBS was very generous in their offer to re-sign me. But I simply want to try something new.
116
However, frat-boy humor is funny and it always will be. Humor
117
People who go into show business are screwed up.
118
Senator Hillary Clinton is attacking President Bush for breaking his campaign promise to cut carbon dioxide emissions, saying a promise made, a promise broken. And then out of habit, she demanded that Bush spend the night on the couch.
119
As fighting in Iraq intensifies, President Bush delivered his supplemental war budget to Congress. The money will cover 30 days of fighting, then we'll be sent one war every other month until we cancel our subscription.
120
Democrats were quick to point out that President Bush's budget creates a 1 trillion dollar deficit. The White House quickly responded with 'Hey, look over there, it's Saddam Hussein.'
121
New rumors that Saddam Hussein is planning to flee to a castle in Libya with 10 billion dollars. Now President Bush doesn't know whether to nuke him or give him a tax cut.
122
They're saying Arnold will get 95% of the vote. At least according to his brother, Jeb Schwarzenegger.
123
John Kerry was officially endorsed by Dick Gephardt, and Kerry said, 'What did I ever do to you?'
124
The places I've worked in the past, I always stayed three years and moved on.
125
I used to make fun of young people when I was 17 - the angst, the insecurities, all those tattoos.
126
I always tell people I romanticize about doing something simple, like doing radio in northern California.
201
Comedy doesn't always have to come from a dark place.
202
I thought late-night was crowded... the format's repetitive.
203
I don't do well around the angry, bitter and emotionally fragile among us, which may eliminate 70% of the population.
204
I think that you're always going to have some people who are negative or view you in a certain way.
205
I don't complain.
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I'm from the Midwest.
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