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Conan O'Brien [1963-0] American

Rank: 101
Entertainer, Television host

Conan Christopher O'Brien is an American television host, comedian, and television producer. He is best known for hosting several late-night talk shows; since 2010 he has hosted Conan on the cable channel TBS.

Amazing, Beauty, Best, Chance, Cool, Dating, Dreams, Fear, Graduation, Marriage, Work

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There are few things more liberating in this life than having your worst fear realized.	Fear	101
Republicans have called for a National African-American Museum. The plan is being held up by finding a location that isn't in their neighborhood.		102
Starbucks says they are going to start putting religious quotes on cups. The very first one will say, 'Jesus! This cup is expensive!'		103
If life gives you lemons, make some kind of fruity juice.		104
Apparently the new high-tech Star Wars toys will be in stores any day now. The toys can talk and are interactive, so they can be easily distinguished from Star Wars fans.		105
Earlier today, Arnold Schwarzenegger criticized the California school system, calling it disastrous. Arnold says California's schools are so bad that its graduates are willing to vote for me.	Graduation	106
This Halloween, the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him.	Best	107
Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen.	Amazing, Work	108
Work hard, be kind, and amazing things will happen.	Amazing	109
People should say 'no comment' more often. No comment! I love no comment. Let's have more no comment.		110
Several hard-core Star Wars fans who had tickets for the first showing actually said that when the movie finally began, they started crying. Mainly because they realized that it's 22 years later, and they still haven't lost their virginity.		111
In West Virginia yesterday, a man was arrested for stealing several blow-up dolls. Reportedly, police didn't have any trouble catching the man because he was completely out of breath.		112
Fish recognize a bad leader.		113
According to a new survey, 40 percent of adults in Mexico say they would move to the United States if they got a chance. The number would have been higher, but the other 60 percent already live here.	Chance	114
When all else fails there's always delusion.		115
Apparently Arnold was inspired by President Bush, who proved you can be a successful politician in this country even if English is your second language.		116
The beauty is that through disappointment you can gain clarity, and with clarity comes conviction and true originality.	Beauty	117
It's a good thing I was born in this century, when superfluous television seems to be part of the economy.		118
There's good random, and there's bad random. There's good silly and there's bad silly, and you've gotta know the difference.		119
In Cleveland there is legislation moving forward to ban people from wearing pants that fit too low. However, there is lots of opposition from the plumber' union.		120
A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: 'Duh.'		121
I think the best thing I ever did was, years before I got the 'Late Night' show, when I first got out to Los Angeles to be a television writer, the first thing I did was I signed up to take improvisational classes... And I studied that for years, and I really loved it.		122
President Clinton signed a $10 million deal to write a book by 2003. Isn't that amazing? Yes, and get this, not only that, President Bush signed a $10 million deal to read a book by 2003.	Amazing	123
The U.S. army confirmed that it gave a lucrative fire fighting contract in Iraq to the firm once run by the Vice President Dick Cheney without any competitive bidding. When asked if this could be conceived as Cheney's friends profiting from the war, the spokesman said 'Yes.'		124
Keep cool my babies.	Cool	125
Every comedian dreams of hosting 'The Tonight Show' and, for seven months, I got to. I did it my way, with people I love, and I do not regret a second.	Dreams	126
The results of a new study are out this week saying that New Jersey is one of the most livable states in the country. The study has a margin of error of 100 percent.		201
In a prime-time address, President Bush said he backed limited federal funding for stem cell research. That's right, the President said, this is a quote, the research could help cure brain diseases like Alzheimer's, Parkinson's, and whatever it is I have.		202
Scientists announced that they have located the gene for alcoholism. Scientists say they found it at a party, talking way too loudly.		203
The Canadian government continues to say they will not help us if we go to war with Iraq. However, the prime minister of Canada said he'd like to help, but he's pretty sure that last time he checked, Canada had no army.		204
President Bush left for Canada today to attend a trade summit. Reportedly, the trade summit got off to an awkward start when the president pulled out his baseball cards.		205
Officials at the White House are saying that President Bush hasn't changed his schedule much since the war started. The main difference, they say, is that he's started watching the news and taping Sponge Bob.		206
Michael Jackson was inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. It caused quite a controversy, because his nose isn't eligible for another fifteen years.		207
Tom Cruise's attorney said he is going to sue anyone who claims he is gay. In a related story, Ricky Martin's attorney has been hospitalized for exhaustion.		208
During last night's debate, John Kerry and John Edwards were so friendly to each other some political experts think that they may end up running together. In fact Kerry and Edwards were so friendly, President Bush accused them of planning a gay marriage.	Marriage	209
Pamela Anderson Lee released a statement confirming that she has had her breast implants removed. Doctors say that Pamela is doing fine and that her old implants are now dating Charlie Sheen.	Dating	210
I hate cynicism - it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere.		211
The nightmare is you spend the rest of your life being funny at parties and then people say, 'Why didn't you do that when you were on television?'		212
One's dream is constantly evolving, rising and falling, changing course. This happens in every job, but because I have worked in comedy for twenty-five years, I can probably speak best about my own profession.		213
I always knew that it was going to be an uphill climb to replace Letterman from complete obscurity with no experience, but I think I had to go through it to know exactly what a titanic effort that was going to be.		214
CBS news anchor Dan Rather has interviewed Iraqi dictator Saddam Hussein. When asked what it was like to talk to a crazy man, Saddam said, 'It's not so bad.'		215
Yesterday, the Pentagon warned U.S. reporters that they should get out of Baghdad as soon as possible because the U.S. could attack at any time. Then the Pentagon added, 'Whatever you do, don't tell Geraldo.'		216
John Travolta said he sometimes lets his friends take control of his airplane even though they don't know what they're doing. Then Travolta said he often does the same thing with his career.		217
Early on, they were timing my contract with an egg timer.		218
I have an abacus at home.		219
Your path at 22 will not necessarily be your path at 32 or 42.		220
If you watch a lot of television, the pacing, the quick cutting is so frenetic, but it doesn't always make it funnier. What I'm noticing is that when things are allowed to unspool more slowly, younger crowds really like it. They really appreciate it.		221
I'll say I'm happy doing my thing. No one says 'no comment' anymore.		222
In New York, we had primary elections for mayor. To improve their chances, all five candidates changed their name to Rudy Giuliani.		223

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