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Bryan Callen [1967-0] American

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Actor

Bryan Christopher Callen is an American actor, comedian, and podcaster of Irish and Italian descent. He studied acting at the Beverly Hills Playhouse, and got his start as one of the original cast members on the sketch comedy series MADtv.

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Compare sending someone a text message and getting a love letter delivered by carrier pigeon. No contest.		101
I guess I am attracted to older women. I'm looking for a 40-something who has had her heart broken two or three hundred times. She's going to be fun!		102
My point of view is that men are basically animals, and I'm okay with that.		103
Guys want a 500 horsepower car. I'd rather have one horsepower - in a horse. That's macho. You go to pick up your date and you show up on a horse.	Car	104
Some comics really thrive on being disrespectful, especially toward women, and it's somehow understood as edgy, but I'm the opposite. I've never liked curse words for that reason.		105
There are so many hot, sexy women in L.A.		106
I've always wanted to be a brooding, deep, dark artist, but I can never keep that facade going for more than 15 minutes.		107
If you actually get down to the nitty-gritty of the average Pakistani, the average Indian, the average whoever, what you really do know emotionally is that they're exactly the same.		108
Stand-up comedy is all you. It's your show, it's your game. You control every aspect of it - of that experience and that expression. There's really nothing quite as satisfying.		109
Women find men attractive who are aggressive... but later on, they get worried that that aggression, that alpha energy, is going to be turned back against them and their children.		110
I celebrate masculinity when I'm onstage.		111
My dad's idea of punishment was to dress me up in all green to disguise me as grass, and then throw me in the pasture. Cows bit me all over.		112
I don't know much, but I like talking to people who know a lot more than I do.		113
My parents were really nice to me.		114
Comedy is surprise. Comedy is not something that you can, necessarily, do twice.		115
If you're the Rolling Stones, you can sing 'Start Me Up' for 35 years, and people still cheer.		116
One of the beautiful things about podcasting is that I'm not beholding to some public entity.		117
Being in quite a few movies... there's always things that are changing about a film.		118
As an actor, you're never busy enough.		119
I'm always driven to keep doing something different and better.		120
You go into an audition, you're either the one or you're not, and if you're not, you go home. And I kind of like that. If you're really good, and you're the best guy in the room that day, you get the job.		121
It's always a shock to me when I get recognized.		122

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