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Victor Borge [1909-2000] American

Rank: 101
Musician, Comedian

Børge Rosenbaum, known professionally as Victor Borge, was a Danish and American comedian, conductor, and pianist who achieved great popularity in radio and television in the United States and Europe.

Christmas, Dad, Humor

Quote	Tags	Rank
Laughter is the closest distance between two people.		101
Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year.	Christmas	102
The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer.		103
I don't mind going back to daylight saving time. With inflation, the hour will be the only thing I've saved all year.		104
I wish to thank my parents for making it all possible... and I wish to thank my children for making it necessary.		105
Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic in humor than in anything else. Because, you see, humor is truth.	Humor	106
My father invented a cure for which there was no disease and unfortunately my mother caught it and died of it.	Dad	107
I only know two pieces; one is 'Clair de Lune' and the other one isn't.		108
If I have caused just one person to wipe away a tear of laughter, that's my reward.		109
He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.		110
When an opera star sings her head off, she usually improves her appearance.		111

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