Guess quote

Brian Celio [1981-0] American

Rank: 102
Novelist

Quote	Tags	Rank
I write my own quotes. Except this one. I obviously stole this from somebody really clever.		101
Just because you're upfront with someone doesn't mean you're an honest person; you might just be someone in the passenger seat.		102
I wonder: when a Jehovah's Witness dies and goes to Heaven, does God hide behind the door and pretend He's not home?	God, Home	103
Love becomes logically true when lost but still sought from the same source.		104
As much as it hurts, I would rather miss someone than hit someone.		105
True friends: only a few have 'em, but only a few will admit that they don't.		106
I watch what I eat every day. I mean, who actually eats with their eyes closed?		107
Individuality or Unity? I say there's room for both.		108
Don't hate me 'cause I'm booed a fool!		109
Dear disgruntled artists: the key to success isn't kicking down the door; it's building your own.		110
A government full of Democrats would rather have you be a Republican, and a government full of Republicans would rather have you be a Democrat, than have you oppose both.		111
The only way to get under me is to get over yourself.		112
What's love if not the thing you'll do anything and everything to get back once lost? What's hate if not the thing you'll do anything and everything to get rid of once found?		113
He has your finger, but I have your heart.		114
Some people put up a peace sign with one hand. Some people put up the middle finger instead. I use two hands and put up both.		115
Technology forced me to divorce a pixie and remarry a pixel.		116
Chuck Norris doesn't need to understand the work of James Joyce; James Joyce needs to understand the work of Chuck Norris.		117
Comedy is only as stupid as you are smart.		118
Don't hate the word, playa; hate the dictionary.		119
Get tough: don't work under pressure; work over pressure.		120
I imagine the life of an atheistic praying mantis to be rather torturous.		121
I'll take a redrum with a rellik please.		122
Maybe the best way to get people to be pro-life is to start 'em off in amateur-life.		123
You might not be able to stomach it, but as long as you can mind it, your heart will be all right.		124
Just because you're scarred for life doesn't mean you should be scared to live.		125

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