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Steve Allen [1921-2000] American

Rank: 104
Entertainer, Television Personality

Stephen Valentine Patrick William "Steve" Allen was an American television personality, musician, composer, actor, comedian, and writer. Though he got his start in radio, Allen is best known for his television career. He first gained national attention as a guest host on Arthur Godfrey's Talent Scouts.

Government, Humor, Patriotism, Society

Quote	Tags	Rank
Asthma doesn't seem to bother me any more unless I'm around cigars or dogs. The thing that would bother me most would be a dog smoking a cigar.		101
Ours is a government of checks and balances. The Mafia and crooked businessmen make out checks, and the politicians and other compromised officials improve their bank balances.	Government	102
The hair is real - it's the head that's a fake.		103
In a rational society we would want our presidents to be teachers. In our actual society we insist they be cheerleaders.	Society	104
Totalitarianism is patriotism institutionalized.	Patriotism	105
If there is a God, the phrase that must disgust him is - holy war.		106
If the Old Testament were a reliable guide in the matter of capital punishment, half the people in the United States would have to be killed tomorrow.		107
One of the nice things about problems is that a good many of them do not exist except in our imaginations.		108
Humor is a social lubricant that helps us get over some of the bad spots.	Humor	109
I used to be a heavy gambler. But now I just make mental bets. That's how I lost my mind.		110
Dark energy is perhaps the biggest mystery in physics.		111

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