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Ryan Stiles [1959-0] American

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Ryan Lee Stiles is a Canadian-American actor, comedian, director, and voice actor whose work is often associated with improvisational comedy.

Attitude, Car, Home, Trust

Quote	Tags	Rank
Back off or the lizard gets it!		101
Never trust sheep.	Trust	102
The sky, the sky beyond the door is blue.		103
I'm Jim Phillips, I have multiple personalities. I'm also a skindiver, a puppeteer, and I was the tenth president of the United States.		104
That is raw dough. Never eat raw dough. They can make worms in your tummy. Worms in your tummy.		105
I'd rather drive the yellow brick road, you wouldn't happen to know of a rental car place around.	Car	106
I'm convinced to do improv. All you have to do is listen to what people are saying to you, and then just add more information to what they've just said. That's all there is to improv, but it's the hardest thing to do.		107
If I were a man with gills, I would be a fish!		108
I'm going to buy some green bananas because by the time I get home they'll be ripe.	Home	109
If I could rap, that would be a sensation, but I can't, you see, I'm just a Caucasian.		110
Never interrupt me when I'm eating a banana.		111
What do I do when we're not taping? Sit in a dark room and refine my plans for someday ruling Earth from a blimp. And chess.		112
You know, I've got a confession to make myself. I'm not really a priest, I've just got my shirt on backwards.		113
I wasn't particularly funny in high school, but I grew up with three older brothers who were quite funny.		114
I can't sprinkle sprinkles on. I lose control when I have sprinkles. I'm shaky. I still remember the great sprinkle accident of 1982.		115
If I were as much of a man as my woman, I'd be my wife.		116
If I were but a man who would be tall, I would be me.		117
The first rule to living in America is 'Stop tap dancing, you fool!'.		118
Drew's a funny guy. Because anything he gets into, he gets in 100%. Even when we were doing 'The Drew Carey Show,' he got into bowling, and suddenly he's phoning up pros for tips and carrying around 3 balls. It's just how he does it.		119
If I were like your mother, I would be a woman.		120
When it comes to making love, I may not be the best, but I'm damn gouda.		121
On 'Whose Line,' we had six, seven, eight scenes per show, so everything was pretty quick. And there's a lot of games that we just got tired of, like 'Hats' and 'World's Worst' and 'Hoedown' and stuff.		122
I did standup for a lot of years, too, but when you come out as a standup, you get the feeling from a crowd - it's a kind of a 'make me laugh' attitude. But when you come out as an improvisor, they realize that they're suggesting everything you do. So they're already invested in the scene, and they actually want it to work.	Attitude	123
I was into sports in high school, but I got kicked out of Richmond High at 17, so I never graduated. However, I still get invites to the class reunions... I don't know that I want to see how everyone looks now.		124
I love B.C., but you know what taxes are like in Canada.		125

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