Car, Health, Marriage

Quote	Tags	Rank
Everybody was saying we must have more leisure. Now they are complaining they are unemployed.		101
When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.	Car, Marriage	102
A gun is no more dangerous than a cricket bat in the hands of a madman.		103
We don't come to Canada for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves.	Health	104
I don't think a prostitute is more moral than a wife, but they are doing the same thing.		105
The man who invented the red carpet needed his head examined.		106

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