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Merrill Markoe [0-0]

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Merrill Markoe is an American author, television writer, and sometime standup comedian.

Happiness, Smile

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Some people know that they are so adorable looking, all they have to do is smile and dress up and they get plenty from that. Then there are some of us who, early on, see that that doesn't work. So we joke about it.	Smile	101
A more complex - but only slightly more original - way to feel out of it is available at the hip and pretentious nightclubs and bars along the Sunset Strip.		102
Every moment of your life that is not a complete nightmare is happiness.	Happiness	103
Beware the old man in young guy's clothes. If he's over 35 and comes to pick you up looking as though he's headed for a skateboarding competition while you are dressed to go to a nice restaurant, this is not a good sign.		104
I think people figure out early in their lives what currency they can work in.		105
A wacky, trendy outfit on a guy over 40 indicates he's got big issues.		106
Beware the cute, hot guy who kind of reminds you of the parent you don't get along with: your cold, distant father who left when you were a kid or your hot-tempered mother whom you could never please.		107
It's just like magic. When you live by yourself, all of your annoying habits are gone.		108
Beware the man who doesn't ask you any questions about yourself on your first date.		109
Conversely, beware the man who does nothing but ask you questions about yourself and offers no information about himself. Not only is he keeping you at bay, he is probably not listening to your answers.		110
No one would argue against the fact that L.A. leads the country in opportunities for being hip and pretentious.		111

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