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Mark Russell [1932-0] American

Rank: 106
Writer, Political satirist

Mark Russell is an American author, cartoonist, and comic book writer.
Russell is the author of God Is Disappointed in You, a modern re-telling of the Bible as well as a follow up book about non-canonical Christian and Jewish texts called Apocrypha Now.

Humor, Money, Nature, Science, Sports

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The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage.	Science	101
You know that a given in life in human nature, is that at a sporting event, a baseball game, a football game, you never introduce a politician, is because he'll be booed. I don't care if he's the most beloved person in the world, its part of the game.	Nature, Sports	102
The way money goes so fast these days, they should paint racing stripes on it.	Money	103
You've got the brain-washed, that's the Democrats, and the brain-dead, that's the Republicans!		104
If the audience doesn't like it, usually they're just silent. But they've never all walked out at once.		105
The thing that you're faulted on today is not that you are too tough, or not that you aren't careful. It's that you might have been too soft. People want that red meat now because you have to keep up with the mood and the mood today is harsh. It really is.		106
People are not in a good mood when any politician's face appears on television.		107
If you call your opponent a politician, it's grounds for libel.		108
Believe me when I say that Bill Clinton's second term will be good for business. My business.		109
Humor is very very risky, particularly for a candidate, unless he's been in so long that it just doesn't matter, and he's not running for president. But it's just that people are so sensitive and so touchy, and you're just going to upset somebody without ever realizing it.	Humor	110
I believe that Bill Clinton's second term will be good for business... my business!		111
You know when Jerry Ford gets the best joke, you know you're in trouble.		112
I'll keep doing it until I die or the audiences die.		113
I can't think of a performer who is better on television than in person.		114
I do jokes about what's funny, and both sides are funny.		115
Rush has done some top-notch quality work, and we're very, very pleased with them. We really enjoy working with them. They are on time and on budget, which makes me happy.		116
We're just moving along as quick as possible.		117

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