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Joe Bob Briggs [1953-0] American

Rank: 104
Critic, Film critic

John Irving Bloom, who uses the pseudonym Joe Bob Briggs, is a syndicated American film critic, writer and comic performer.

Quote	Tags	Rank
Faith is like a kernel of wheat.	Faith	101
Apparently we love our own cell phones but we hate everyone else's.		102
It's not a crime to get drunk.		103
As I've said many times, the single most oppressed class in America right now is the teenager.	Teen	104
Discourse is fleeting, but junk mail is forever.		105
There is no post-9/11. Everything from now until the end of time is post-9/11.		106
If you hate what you're seeing, you call it sex and violence. If you like it, you call it 'romance and adventure.'		107
Almost every venerable tradition at a men's club starts out as a joke.		108
The best ally you can have in breaking up a street fight is a grandmother.		109
The Italians always made good wine, but you had the impression they were friendly guys in straw hats running family vineyards with slaves or something so that the vino was never more than ten bucks a bottle.		110
I AM a male chauvinist. Who's been saying otherwise?		111
In some European theaters, it's still not uncommon to have a late start and three LONG intermissions, because people actually eat and drink and converse during the intermissions.		112
In other words, New York has gone all suburban and bourgeois on us.		113
Everything changed in Bosnia, when General Wesley Clark proved that you could fight a war with high- level precision air strikes and a bare minimum of ground action.		114
A universal draft is most often the instrument of Third World dictators.		115

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