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Jay Mohr [1970-0] American

Rank: 104
Actor

Jon Ferguson Cox "Jay" Mohr is an American actor, comedian and radio host. He is known for his role as Professor Rick Payne in the TV series Ghost Whisperer, the title role in the CBS sitcom Gary Unmarried, as a featured cast member on the sketch comedy show Saturday Night Live and the back-stabbing sports agent Bob Sugar in Jerry Maguire.

Sports, Teacher

Quote	Tags	Rank
I wasn't the guy everyone liked. I was the guy that wouldn't shut up.		101
Not everyone likes sports. Gandhi and Malcolm X come to mind.	Sports	102
I think golf is a waste of time and a waste of a sunny afternoon. I also stink at it. I have never found anything, including divorce and a sexual harassment suit, more frustrating.		103
You know how to tell if the teacher is hung over? Movie Day.	Teacher	104
I wonder why there is a designated hitter in baseball after all these years? As an experiment, it seemed like a swell enough idea, but you would think the novelty would have worn off by now and everyone would get back to playing baseball.		105
Fantasy football is not only a good thing, but a great thing.		106
When human beings stop progressing at an endeavor, they stop enjoying it and move on to something else. Not golfers. Masochists, all of them.		107
Why are baseball managers the only coaches who dress up like the players?		108
I think I made a mistake once... yeah... it was only once.		109
I hate golf. I do not understand how anyone can enjoy it, much less love it.		110
True Yankees are born, not made.		111
Unfortunately, there are no mulligans when it comes to pro football contracts.		112
Marc Maron's podcast success has nothing to do with my podcast success. If I do a quarter of a million downloads, I can show that to an advertiser as a fact, and that's that.		113
If it has to sell its mascot, your team sucks.		114
If it doesn't know what to charge you for nosebleed seats, your team sucks.		115
I never minded George Steinbrenner spending obscene amounts of money to put the best product on the field.		116
I was the youngest kid on my street, the youngest comic in the clubs. I always felt like I was playing catch-up. I was very angry.		117
But if applause throws off your timing, then you're not the kind of comedian I would like to see. All you have to do is stand there and take it.		118
I'm oddly not competitive. What I love about show business is there is a home for everyone.		119

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