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Dorothy Parker - Prologue To A Saga
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Maidens, gather not the yew,
  Leave the glossy myrtle sleeping;
Any lad was born untrue,
  Never a one is fit your weeping.

Pretty dears, your tumult cease;
  Love`s a fardel, burthening double.
Clear your hearts, and have you peace-
  Gangway, girls: I`ll show you trouble.
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