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Dorothy Parker - Story
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"And if he`s gone away," said she,
"Good riddance, if you`re asking me.
I`m not a one to lie awake
And weep for anybody`s sake.
There`s better lads than him about!
I`ll wear my buckled slippers out
A-dancing till the break of day.
I`m better off with him away!
And if he never come," said she,
"Now what on earth is that to me?
I wouldn`t have him back!"
  I hope
Her mother washed her mouth with soap.
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