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Dorothy Parker - Ultimatum
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I`m wearied of wearying love, my friend,
  Of worry and strain and doubt;
Before we begin, let us view the end,
  And maybe I`ll do without.
There`s never the pang that was worth the tear,
  And toss in the night I won`t-
So either you do or you don`t, my dear,
  Either you do or you don`t!

The table is ready, so lay your cards
  And if they should augur pain,
I`ll tender you ever my kind regards
  And run for the fastest train.
I haven`t the will to be spent and sad;
  My heart`s to be gay and true-
Then either you don`t or you do, my lad,
  Either you don`t or you do!
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