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Dorothy Parker - Observation
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If I don`t drive around the park, 
    I`m pretty sure to make my mark. 
    If I`m in bed each night by ten, 
    I may get back my looks again, 
    If I abstain from fun and such, 
    I`ll probably amount to much, 
    But I shall stay the way I am, 
    Because I do not give a damn.
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