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Billy Collins - Another Reason Why I Don`t Keep A Gun In The HouseBilly Collins - Another Reason Why I Don`t Keep A Gun In The House
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The neighbors` dog will not stop barking. He is barking the same high, rhythmic bark that he barks every time they leave the house. They must switch him on on their way out.   The neighbors` dog will not stop barking. I close all the windows in the house and put on a Beethoven symphony full blast but I can still hear him muffled under the music, barking, barking, barking,   and now I can see him sitting in the orchestra, his head raised confidently as if Beethoven had included a part for barking dog.   When the record finally ends he is still barking, sitting there in the oboe section barking, his eyes fixed on the conductor who is entreating him with his baton   while the other musicians listen in respectful silence to the famous barking dog solo, that endless coda that first established Beethoven as an innovative genius.
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