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Robert W Service - The Black DudeenRobert W Service - The Black Dudeen
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Humping it here in the dug-out,    Sucking me black dudeen, I`d like to say in a general way,    There`s nothing like Nickyteen; There`s nothing like Nickyteen, me boys,    Be it pipes or snipes or cigars; So be sure that a bloke Has plenty to smoke,    If you wants him to fight your wars. When I`ve eat my fill and my belt is snug, I begin to think of my baccy plug. I whittle a fill in my horny palm, And the bowl of me old clay pipe I cram. I trim the edges, I tamp it down, I nurse a light with an anxious frown; I begin to draw, and my cheeks tuck in, And all my face is a blissful grin; And up in a cloud the good smoke goes, And the good pipe glimmers and fades and glows; In its throat it chuckles a cheery song, For I likes it hot and I likes it strong. Oh, it`s good is grub when you`re feeling hollow, But the best of a meal`s the smoke to follow. There was Micky and me on a night patrol, Having to hide in a fizz-bang hole; And sure I thought I was worse than dead Wi` them crump-crumps hustlin` over me head. Sure I thought `twas the dirty spot, Hammer and tongs till the air was hot. And mind you, water up to your knees. And cold! A monkey of brass would freeze. And if we ventured our noses out A "typewriter" clattered its pills about. The Field of Glory! Well, I don`t think! I`d sooner be safe and snug in clink. Then Micky, he goes and he cops one bad, He always was having ill-luck, poor lad. Says he: "Old chummy, I`m booked right through; Death and me `as a wrongday voo. But . . . `aven`t you got a pinch of shag? I`d sell me perishin` soul for a fag." And there he shivered and cussed his luck, So I gave him me old black pipe to suck. And he heaves a sigh, and he takes to it Like a babby takes to his mammy`s tit; Like an infant takes to his mother`s breast, Poor little Micky! he went to rest. But the dawn was near, though the night was black, So I left him there and I started back. And I laughed as the silly old bullets came, For the bullet ain`t made wot`s got me name. Yet some of `em buzzed onhealthily near, And one little blighter just chipped me ear. But there! I got to the trench all right, When sudden I jumped wi` a start o` fright, And a word that doesn`t look well in type: I`d clean forgotten  me old clay pipe. So I had to do it all over again, Crawling out on that filthy plain. Through shells and bombs and bullets and all Only this time I do not crawl. I run like a man wot`s missing a train, Or a tom-cat caught in a plump of rain. I hear the spit of a quick-fire gun Tickle my heels, but I run, I run. Through crash and crackle, and flicker and flame, (Oh, the packet ain`t issued wot`s got me name!) I run like a man that`s no ideer Of hunting around for a sooveneer. I run bang into a German chap, And he stares like an owl, so I bash his map. And just to show him that I`m his boss, I gives him a kick on the parados. And I marches him back with me all serene, Wiv, tucked in me grup, me old dudeen. Sitting here in the trenches    Me heart`s a-splittin` with spleen, For a parcel o` lead comes missing me head,    But it smashes me old dudeen. God blast that red-headed sniper!    I`ll give him somethin` to snipe; Before the war`s through Just see how I do    That blighter that smashed me pipe.
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