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Robert W Service - Include Me Out
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I grabbed the new Who`s Who to see
                        My name - but it was not.
Said I: "The form they posted me
                        I filled and sent - so what?"

I searched the essies," dour with doubt . . .
                        Darn! It was plain as day
The scurvy knaves had left me out . . .
                        Oh was I mad? I`ll say.

Then all at once I sensed the clue;
                        `Twas simple, you`ll allow . . .
The book I held was Who WAS Who -
                        Oh was I glad - and how!
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