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Robert W Service - RomanceRobert W Service - Romance
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In Paris on a morn of May I sent a radio transatlantic To catch a steamer on the way, But oh the postal fuss was frantic; They sent me here, they sent me there, They were so courteous yet so canny; Then as I wilted in despair A Frenchman flipped me on the fanny. `Twas only just a gentle pat, Yet oh what sympathy behind it! I don`t let anyone do that, But somehow then I didn`t mind it. He seemed my worry to divine, With kindly smile, that foreign mannie, And as we stood in waiting line With tender touch he tapped my fanny. It brought a ripple of romance Into that postal bureau dreary; He gave me such a smiling glance That somehow I felt gay and cheery. For information on my case The postal folk searched nook and cranny; He gently tapped, with smiling face, His reassurance on my fanny. So I`ll go back to Tennessee, And they will ask: "How have you spent your Brief holiday in gay Paree?" But I`ll not speak of my adventure. Oh say I`m spectacled and grey, Oh say I`m sixty and a grannie - But say that morn of May A Frenchman flipped me on the fanny!
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