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Robert W Service - Land Mine
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A grey gull hovered overhead,
          Then wisely flew away.
`In half a jiffy you`ll be dead,`
          I thought I heard it say;
As there upon the railway line,
          Checking an urge to cough,
I laboured to de-fuse the mine
          That had not yet gone off.

I tapped around the time-clock rim,
          Then something worried me.
I heard the singing of a hymn:
          Nearer my God to Thee.
That damned Salvation Army band!
          I phoned back to the boys:
`Please tell them,—they will understand,—
          Cut out the bloody noise!`

Silence . . . I went to work anew,
          And then I heard a tick
That told me the blast was due,—
          I never ran so quick.
I heard the fury-roar behind;
          The earth erupted hell,
As hoisted high and stunned and blind
          Into a ditch I fell.

Then when at last I crawled from cover,
          My hands were bloody raw;
And I was blue and bruised all over,
          And this is what I saw:
All pale, but panting with elation,
          And very much unstuck,
There was the Army of Salvation
          Emerging from the muck.

And then I heard the Captain saying:
          ``Twas Heaven heard our pleas;
For there anight we all were praying
          Down on our bended knees.
`Twas little hope your comrades gave you,
          Though we had faith divine . . .
The blessed Lord stooped down to save you,
          But Gosh! He cut it fine.`
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