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Robert W Service - Spanish Women
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The Spanish women don`t wear slacks
Because their hips are too enormous.
`Tis true each bulbous bosom lacks
No inspiration that should warm us;
But how our ardor seems to freeze
When we behold their bulgy knees!

Their starry eyes and dusky hair,
Their dazzling teeth in smile so gracious,
I love, but oh I wish they were
Not so confoundedly curvacious.
I`m sure I would prefer them willowy,
Instead of obviously pillowy.

It may be that they`re plump because
The caballeros like them that way;
Since men are lean and Nature`s laws
Of contrast sway them to the fat way:
For few their dames as much adore, as
The señors love their sleek señoras.

Well, each according to his taste.
The dons prefer their women lardy,
But me, I likes a tiny waist,
And breast that fits a hand that`s hardy:
In short, my bottom money backs
The baby who looks well in slacks.
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