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Robert W Service - The Argument
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Said Jock McBrown to Tam McSmith,
"A little bet I`m game to take on,
That I can scotch this Shakespeare myth
And prove Will just a stoodge for Bacon."

Said Tam McSmith to Jock McBrown,
"Ye gyke, I canna let ye rave on.
See here, I put a shilling down:
My betting`s on the Bard of Avon."

Said Jock McBrown to Tam McSmith,
"Come on, ye`ll pay a braw wee dramlet;
Bacon`s my bet - the proof herewith . . .
He called his greatest hero - HAMlet."
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