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Robert W Service - The Booby-TrapRobert W Service - The Booby-Trap
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I`m crawlin` out in the mangolds to bury wot`s left o` Joe Joe, my pal, and a good un (God! `ow it rains and rains). I`m sick o` seein` him lyin` like a `eap o` offal, and so I`m crawlin` out in the beet-field to bury `is last remains. `E might `a bin makin` munitions `e `adn`t no need to go; An` I tells `im strite, but `e arnsers, "`Tain`t no use chewin` the fat; I`ve got to be doin` me dooty wiv the rest o` the boys" . . . an` so Yon`s `im, yon blob on the beet-field wot I`m tryin` so `ard to git at. There was five of us lads from the brickyard; `Enry was gassed at Bapome, Sydney was drowned in a crater, `Erbert was `alved by a shell; Joe was the pick o` the posy, might `a bin sifely at `ome, Only son of `is mother, `er a widder as well. She used to sell bobbins and buttons `ad a plice near the Waterloo Road; A little, old, bent-over lydy, wiv glasses an` silvery `air; Must tell `er I planted `im nicely, cheer `er up like. . . . (Well, I`m blowed, That bullet near catched me a biffer) I`ll see the old gel if I`m spared. She`ll tike it to `eart, pore ol` lydy, fer `e was `er `ope and `er joy; `Is dad used to drink like a knot-`ole, she kept the `ome goin`, she did: She pinched and she scriped fer `is scoolin`, `e was sich a fine `andsome boy (`Alf Flanders seems packed on me panties) `e`s `andsome no longer, pore kid! This bit o` a board that I`m packin` and draggin` around in the mire, I was tickled to death when I found it. Says I, "`Ere`s a nice little glow." I was chilled and wet through to the marrer, so I started to make me a fire; And then I says: "No; `ere, Goblimy, it`ll do for a cross for Joe." Well, `ere `e is. Gawd! `Ow one chinges a-lyin` six weeks in the rain. Joe, me old pal, `ow I`m sorry; so `elp me, I wish I could pray. An` now I `ad best get a-diggin` `is grave (it seems more like a drain) And I `opes that the Boches won`t git me till I gits `im safe planted away. (As he touches the body there is a tremendous explosion. He falls back shattered.) A booby-trap! Ought to `a known it! If that`s not a bastardly trick! Well, one thing, I won`t be long goin`. Gawd! I`m a `ell of a sight. Wish I`d died fightin` and killin`; that`s wot it is makes me sick. . . . Ah, Joe! we`ll be pushin` up dysies . . . together, old Chummie . . . good-night!
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