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Robert W Service - No Sourdough
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To be a bony feed Sourdough
You must, by Yukon Law,
Have killed a moose,
And robbed a sluice,
AND BUNKED UP WITH A SQUAW. . . .

Alas! Sourdough I`ll never be.
Oh, sad is my excuse:
My shooting`s so damn bad, you see . . .
I`ve never killed a moose.
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