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Robert W Service - My PrisonerRobert W Service - My Prisoner
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We was in a crump-`ole, `im and me; Fightin` wiv our bayonets was we; Fightin` `ard as `ell we was, Fightin` fierce as fire because     It was `im or me as must be downed; `E was twice as big as me; I was `arf the weight of `e;     We was like a terryer and a `ound. `Struth! But `e was sich a `andsome bloke. Me, I`m `andsome as a chunk o` coke. Did I give it `im? Not `arf! Why, it fairly made me laugh,     `Cos `is bloomin` bellows wasn`t sound. Couldn`t fight for monkey nuts. Soon I gets `im in the guts,     There `e lies a-floppin` on the ground. In I goes to finish up the job. Quick `e throws `is `ands above `is nob; Speakin` English good as me: "`Tain`t no use to kill," says `e;     "Can`t yer tyke me prisoner instead?" "Why, I`d like to, sir," says I; "But yer knows the reason why:     If we pokes our noses out we`re dead. "Sorry, sir. Then on the other `and (As a gent like you must understand), If I `olds you longer `ere, Wiv yer pals so werry near,     It`s me `oo`ll `ave a free trip to Berlin; If I lets yer go away, Why, you`ll fight another day:     See the sitooation I am in. "Anyway I`ll tell you wot I`ll do, Bein` kind and seein` as it`s you, Knowin` `ow it`s cold, the feel Of a `alf a yard o` steel,     I`ll let yer `ave a rifle ball instead; Now, jist think yerself in luck. . . . `Ere, ol` man! You keep `em stuck,     Them saucy dooks o` yours, above yer `ead." `Ow `is mits shot up it made me smile! `Ow `e seemed to ponder for a while! Then `e says: "It seems a shyme, Me, a man wot`s known ter Fyme:     Give me blocks of stone, I`ll give yer gods. Whereas, pardon me, I`m sure You, my friend, are still obscure. . . ."     "In war," says I, "that makes no blurry odds." Then says `e: "I`ve painted picters too. . . . Oh, dear God! The work I planned to do, And to think this is the end!" "`Ere," says I, "my hartist friend,     Don`t you give yerself no friskin` airs. Picters, statoos, is that why You should be let off to die?     That the best ye done? Just say yer prayers." Once again `e seems ter think awhile. Then `e smiles a werry `aughty smile: "Why, no, sir, it`s not the best; There`s a locket next me breast,     Picter of a gel `oo`s eyes are blue. That`s the best I`ve done," says `e. "That`s me darter, aged three. . . ."     "Blimy!" says I, "I`ve a nipper, too." Straight I chucks my rifle to one side; Shows `im wiv a lovin` farther`s pride Me own little Mary Jane. Proud `e shows me `is Elaine,     And we talks as friendly as can be; Then I `elps `im on `is way, `Opes `e`s sife at `ome to-day,     Wonders `ow would `e `ave treated me?
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