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Robert W Service - What Kisses Had John Keats?
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I scanned two lines with some surmise
As over Keats I chanced to pore:
`And there I shut her wild, wild eyes
               With kisses four.`

Says I: `Why was it only four,
Not five or six or seven?
I think I would have made it more,—
               Even eleven.

`Gee! If she`d lured a guy like me
Into her gelid grot
I`d make that Belle Dame sans Merci
               Sure kiss a lot.

`Them poets have their little tricks;
I think John counted kisses for,
Not two or three or five or six
               To rhyme with "sore."`
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