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Paul Laurence Dunbar - Reluctance
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Will I have some mo` dat pie?
  No, ma`am, thank-ee, dat is--I--
    Bettah quit daihin` me.
  Dat ah pie look sutny good:
  How `d you feel now ef I would?
  I don` reckon dat I should;
    Bettah quit daihin` me.

  Look hyeah, I gwine tell de truf,
  Mine is sholy one sweet toof:
    Bettah quit daihin` me.
  Yass`m, yass`m, dat`s all right,
  I `s done tried to be perlite:
  But dat pie `s a lakly sight,
    Wha `s de use o` daihin` me?

  My, yo` lips is full an` red,
  Don`t I wish you `d tu`n yo` haid?
    Bettah quit daihin` me.
  Dat ain`t faih, now, honey chile,
  I `s gwine lose my sense erwhile
  Ef you des set daih an` smile,
    Bettah quit daihin` me.

  Nuffin` don` look ha`f so fine
  Ez dem teef, deah, w`en dey shine:
    Bettah quit daihin` me.
  Now look hyeah, I tells you dis;
  I `ll give up all othah bliss
  Des to have one little kiss,
    Bettah quit daihin` me.

  Laws, I teks yo` little han`,
  Ain`t it tendah? bless de lan`--
    Bettah quit daihin` me.
  I `s so lonesome by myse`f,
  `D ain`t no fun in livin` lef`;
  Dis hyeah life`s ez dull ez def:
    Bettah quit daihin` me.

  Why n`t you tek yo` han` erway?
  Yass, I `ll hol` it: but I say
    Bettah quit daihin` me.
  Holin` han`s is sholy fine.
  Seems lak dat `s de weddin` sign.
  Wish you `d say dat you `d be mine;--
    Dah you been daihin` me.
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