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Paul Laurence Dunbar - A Preference
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Mastah drink his ol` Made`a,
    Missy drink huh sherry wine,
  Ovahseah lak his whiskey,
    But dat othah drink is mine,
      Des` `lasses an` watah, `lasses an` watah.

  Wen you git a steamin` hoe-cake
    On de table, go way, man!
  `D ain but one t`ing to go wid it,
    `Sides de gravy in de pan,
      Dat `s `lasses an` watah, `lasses an` watah.

  W`en hit `s `possum dat you eatin`,
    `Simmon beer is moughty sweet;
  But fu` evahday consumin`
    `D ain`t no mo`tal way to beat
      Des` `lasses an` watah, `lasses an` watah.

  W`y de bees is allus busy,
    An` ain` got no time to was`?
  Hit`s beca`se dey knows de honey
    Dey `s a makin`, gwine to tas`
      Lak `lasses an` watah, `lasses an` watah.

  Oh, hit `s moughty mil` an` soothin`,
    An` hit don` go to yo` haid;
  Dat `s de reason I `s a-backin`
    Up de othah wo`ds I said,
      "Des `lasses an` watah, `lasses an` watah."
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