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Roald Dahl - Hot And Cold
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A woman who my mother knows
Came in and took off all her clothes.

Said I, not being very old,
`By golly gosh, you must be cold!`

`No, no!` she cried. `Indeed I`m not!
I`m feeling devilishly hot!`
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