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Rudyard Kipling - The Crab That Played with the Sea
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China-going P. & O.`s
         Pass Pau Amma`s playground close,
         And his Pusat Tasek lies
         Near the track of most B.I.`s.
         N.Y.K. and N.D.L.
         Know Pau Amma`s home as well
         As the Fisher of the Sea knows
         "Bens," M.M.`s and Rubattinos.
         But (and this is rather queer)
         A.T.L.`s can qiot come here;
         O. and O. and D.O.A.
         Must go round another way.
         Orient, Anchor, Bibby, Hall,
         Never go that way at all.
         U.C.S. would have a fit
         If it found itself on it.
         And  if  "Beavers" took their cargoes
         To Penang instead of Lagos,
         Or a fat Shaw-Savill bore
         Passengers to Singapore,
         Or a White Star were to try a
         Little trip to Sourabaya,
         Or a B.S.A. went on
         Past Natal to Cheribon,
         The the great Mr. Lloyds would come
          Whith a wire and drag them home!  

         .            .             .              .           .

          You will know what my riddle means
          When you`ve eaten mangosteens.
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