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Rudyard Kipling - Prophets at Home
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Prophets have honour all over the Earth,
  Except in the village where they were born,
Where such as knew them boys from birth
  Nature-ally hold `em in scorn. 
When Prophets are naughty and young and vain, 
  They make a won`erful grievance of it;
(You can see by their writings how they complain),
  But 0, `tis won`erful good for the Prophet!

There`s nothing Nineveh Town can give
  (Nor being swallowed by whales between),
Makes up for the place where a man`s folk live,
  Which don`t care nothing what he has been.
He might ha` been that, or he might ha` been this,
But they love and they hate him for what he is.
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