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Rudyard Kipling - My Father`s Chair
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There are four good legs to my Father`s Chair—
Priests and People and Lords and Crown.
I sits on all of `em fair and square,
And that is reason it don`t break down.

I won`t trust one leg, nor two, nor three,
To carry my weight when I sets me down.
I wants all four of `em under me—
Priests and People and Lords and Crown.

I sits on all four and favours none—
Priests, nor People, nor Lords, nor Crown:
And I never tilts in my chair, my son,
And that is the reason it don`t break down.

When your time comes to sit in my Chair,
Remember your Father`s habits and rules,
Sit on all four legs, fair and square,
And never be tempted by one-legged stools!
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