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Rudyard Kipling - The Sergeant`s Weddin`
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`E was warned agin` `er —
 That`s what made `im look;
She was warned agin` `im —
 That is why she took.
`Wouldn`t `ear no reason,
 `Went an` done it blind;
We know all about `em,
 They`ve got all to find!
 
     Cheer for the Sergeant`s weddin` —
     Give `em one cheer more!
     Grey gun-`orses in the lando,
     An` a rogue is married to, etc.
 
What`s the use o` tellin`
 `Arf the lot she`s been?
`E`s a bloomin` robber,
 ~An`~ `e keeps canteen.
`Ow did `e get `is buggy?
 Gawd, you needn`t ask!
`Made `is forty gallon
 Out of every cask!
 
Watch `im, with `is `air cut,
 Count us filin` by —
Won`t the Colonel praise `is
 Pop — u — lar — i — ty!
We `ave scores to settle —
 Scores for more than beer;
She`s the girl to pay `em —
 That is why we`re `ere!
 
See the chaplain thinkin`?
 See the women smile?
Twig the married winkin`
 As they take the aisle?
Keep your side-arms quiet,
 Dressin` by the Band.
Ho!  You `oly beggars,
 Cough be`ind your `and!
 
Now it`s done an` over,
 `Ear the organ squeak,
"~`Voice that breathed o`er Eden~" —
 Ain`t she got the cheek!
White an` laylock ribbons,
 Think yourself so fine!
I`d pray Gawd to take yer
 `Fore I made yer mine!
 
Escort to the kerridge,
 Wish `im luck, the brute!
Chuck the slippers after —
 [Pity `tain`t a boot!]
Bowin` like a lady,
 Blushin` like a lad —
`Oo would say to see `em
 Both is rotten bad?
 
     Cheer for the Sergeant`s weddin` —
      Give `em one cheer more!
     Grey gun-`orses in the lando,
      An` a rogue is married to, etc.
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