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Rudyard Kipling - The Camels Hump
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The Camel`s hump is an ugly lump 
Which well you may see at the Zoo;
But uglier yet is the hump we get 
From having too little to do.

Kiddies and grown-ups too-oo-oo,
If we haven`t enough to do-oo-oo,
We get the hump-
Cameelious hump- 
The hump that is black and blue! 

We climb out of bed with a frouzly head,
And a snarly-yarly voice.
We shiver and scowl and we grunt and we growl 
At our bath and our boots and our toys; 

And there ought to be a corner for me 
(And I know` there is one for you)
When we get the hump- 
Cameelious hump- 
The hump that is black and blue! 

The cure for this ill is not to sit still, 
Or frowst with a book by the fire;
But to take a large hoe and a shovel also, 
And dig till you gently perspire;

And then you will find that the sun and the wind, 
And the Djinn of the Garden too,
Have lifted the hump- 
The horrible hump- 
The hump that is black and blue! 

I get it as well as you-oo-oo- 
If I haven`t enough to do-oo-oo!
We all get hump- 
Cameelious hump- 
Kiddies and grown-ups too!
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