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Matthew Prior - On A Fart - Let In The House Of Commons
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Reader, I was born, and cried; 
I crack`d, I smelt, and so I died.
Like Julius Caesar`s was my death,
Who in the senate lost his breath.
Much alike entomb`d does lie
The noble Romulus and I:
And when I died, like Flora fair, 
I left the commonwealth my heir.
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