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Andrew Lang - A Highly Valuable Chain Of Thoughts
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Had cigarettes no ashes,
And roses ne`er a thorn,
No man would be a funker
Of whin, or burn, or bunker.
There were no need for mashies,
The turf would ne`er be torn,
Had cigarettes no ashes,
And roses ne`er a thorn.

Had cigarettes no ashes,
And roses ne`er a thorn,
The big trout would not ever
Escape into the river.
No gut the salmon smashes
Would leave us all forlorn,
Had cigarettes no ashes,
And roses ne`er a thorn.

But `tis an unideal
Sad world in which we`re born,
And things will `go contrary`
With Martin and with Mary:
And every day the real
Comes bleakly in with morn,
And cigarettes have ashes,
And every rose a thorn.
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