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Gilbert Keith Chesterton - Songs Of Education: V. The Higher Mathematics
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Form 339125, Sub-Section M

            Twice one is two,
            Twice two is four,
    But twice two is ninety-six if you know the way to score.
            Half of two is one,
            Half of four is two,
    But half of four is forty per cent. if your name is Montagu:
        For everything else is on the square
        If done by the best quadratics;
        And nothing is low in High Finance
        Or the Higher Mathematics.

            A straight line is straight
            And a square mile is flat:
    But you learn in trigonometrics a trick worth two of that.
            Two straight lines
            Can`t enclose a Space,
    But they can enclose a Corner to support the Chosen Race:
        For you never know what Dynamics do
        With the lower truths of Statics;
        And half of two is a touring car
        In the Higher Mathematics.

            There is a place apart
            Beyond the solar ray,
    Where parallel straight lines can meet in an unofficial way.
            There is a room that holds
            The examiner or his clerks,
    Where you can square the circle or the man that gives the marks.
        Where you hide in the cellar and then look down
        On the poets that live in the attics;
        For the whole of the house is upside down
        In the Higher Mathematics.
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