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Edward Dyson - The MoralistEdward Dyson - The Moralist
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Three other soldier blokes `n` me packed   `ome from foreign lands; Bit into each the God of Battles` everlastin`   brands. They limped in time, `n` coughed in tune, `n`   one was short an ear, `N` one was short a tier of ribs `n` all was   short of beer.     I speaks up like a temp`rance gent,     But ever since the sky was bent The thirst of man `as never yet bin squenched   with argument. Bill`s skull was welded all across, Jim `ad an   eye in soak, Sam `obbled on a patent leg, `n` every man   was broke; They sang a song of “Mother” with their faces   titled up. Says Bill-o: “`Ere`s yer `eroes, sling the   bloomin` votive cup!     We got no beer, the soup was bad-     Now oo will stand the soldier lad The swag of honest liquor that for years he   hasn`t `ad?” Sez I: “Respeck yer uniform! Remember   oo you are!” They`d pinched a wicker barrer, `arf a pram   `n` `arf a car. In this ole Bill-o nestled `neath a blanket, on   his face A someone`s darlin` sorter look, a touch iv   boy`ood`s grace.     The gentle ladies stopped to `ear,     `N` dropped a symperthetic tear, A dollar or a deener for the pore haff1ict   dear. The others trucked the wounded to a hentrance   up a lane. I sez: “Sich conduck`s shameful!” Bill-o  took to ease his pain One long `un and another. The conductor   picked his brand; The gripman lent his countenance to wot he   `ad in `and.     And when they moved their stand `twas       Sam     Lay pale `n` peaceful in the pram, `N` twenty flappers stroked his paw, `n` said   he was a lamb. The gathered in the tokens and they blooed   `em as above, While Jim-o done the hinvalid `oom Sammy   had to shove. Sez I: “No noble `eroes what`s bin fightin`   for their king Should smirch theirselves by doin` this dis-   `onerable thing.”     But fine old gents `n` donahs prim     They stopped `n` slid the beans to Jim. You betcher life I let `im hear just what I   though of `im. Nine, g.m. at St. Kilder, saw the finish of the   prowl. Each `ad his full-`n`-plentv, and was blowin`   in the tow`l. As neither bloke cud stand alone, they leaned   `n` argufied Which was the patient sufferer oo`s turn it was  to ride.     Each `eld a san`wich and a can.     Sez I: “This shouldn`t `ave began- `Tain`t conduck wot it worthy of a soldier and   a man.” I cud `a` cried with injured pride. Afore a   push the three Got scrappin`, vague `n` foolish, which the   cripple boy should be. Sam slips his scientific leg, `n` flings it in the   drain- “I`ll auto `ome,” he sez, “or never see me   `ome again.”     But I am thinkin` `ard oo he     Tucked `elpiess in the pram might be. Comes sudden reckerlection. Great Gohan-   ners, it is me!
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