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Edward Dyson - When Tommy Came Marching HomeEdward Dyson - When Tommy Came Marching Home
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Devine came back the other day.   We`d planned a great home-comin`. No long trombone we had to play,   No fine, heroic drummin`. With two sticks and a milk-can Borne   Put up a martial clatter, While Carter blew a bullock-horn Says Tom Devine, with healthy scorn;   “Gorstruth! what is the matter?” We set three colored petticoats   From Baker`s chimneys blowin` (`Tis not the bravest flag that floats,   Yet `twas the finest goin`); We cheered our hero all we knew,   No song of praise neglectin`, To show our pride as he limped through He merely spat and snorted, “Who   “The deuce are yous expectin`?” They lured him to my shop somehow,   And sued for news of battle. Says Tom: “Who rides the mail track now?  Who herdin` Stringer`s cattle?” A dint the Turk put in his head.   He covers with a ringlet. He`d won a medal, so we read. “I might `ave `ad it pinched,” he said-   “I`ve sewn it in my singlet!” Says Cole “But, `struth, you must `ave seen   A fearful swag of scrappin`.” And Tom agrees “Where men are keen   That`s pretty sure to `appen. One night a little bloke from Hay   Who plugged a Pentridge warder Got such a doin` that at day, Amazed, they ticked him for a stray   Distinguished Service Order. “Then Sydney Bob was rather vexed   With Green—who`d pinched his braces, That was `continued in our next`   In half a score of places. McCubbin threw his grub at Lea   (You know how sticky stew is); They fought till neither man could see. You talk of fight—Gorstrike me, we   Saw stacks of it at Suez!”
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