Edward Dyson - How Herman Won The CrossEdward Dyson - How Herman Won The Cross
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Once in a blue eternity they gave us
dabs of rum
To close the seams `n` keep the flume in
liquor-tight condition;
But, soft `n` sentimental, when the long, cold
evenin`s come,
I`d dream me nibs was dronking` to the height
of his ambition,
With rights of suction over all the breweries
there are,
Where barrels squat, like Brahma gods, in
Mother Hardy`s bar.
I had me fit of longin` on the night the Ger-
mans came,
All breathin` lioke a gas attack. The air
was halcholic.
We smelt `em in the darkness, `n` our rage
went up in flame.
It was envy, squealin` envy, put the ginger
in the frolic.
We shot `em full of spelter, then went over it
to spite
The swines what drunk the liquor that was
ours by common right.
“If this ain`t stopped, `n` quick,” sez we,
“there won`t be left a drop
To celebrate the vict`ry when we capture
their position.”
I`m prowlin` blind, when sharp there comes a
fond, familiar plop-
Swung round a post, a German in a pitiful
condition
Looms over me. He`s sprung a cork, and
shales a flask on high,
`N` sings of beer that touchin` it would make
a butcher cry.
Sez he: “Berloffed kamarid, you haf some
drinks mit you.”
I meant to spike him where he waved,
but altered me intention.
`N` “If you put it thus,” sez I, “I don`t
care if I do.”
We had a drink together. There`s a tem-
por`y suspension
Of hostilities to sample contraband `n` other
stuff
In the enemy`s possession. Which I think
he`s had enough.
That Hun had thirty pockets, `n` he`d stowed
a flask in each,
`N` presently I`m thinkin` I could love him
like a brother.
He`s talkin` fond `n` friendly in outlandish
parts of speech.
“You`re prisoner of war,” I sez; `n` then
we had another.
Ten flasks he pours into his hat, `n` fills it
to the brim,
`N` weeps `n` sez his frau she will be waitin`
up for him.
We drink each other`s health, `n` know no
henmity nor fear.
I see I`ve got to pinch him, but he`s out to
do his div. in,
`N` don`t care if he don`t go home till day-
light doth appear.
Sez he: “I pud you home to bed upside dot
`ouse you live in.”
He shakes his finger in me eye: “Mein friendt,
you`re preddy trunk!”
Then arm in arm through No Man`s land we
does a social bunk.
There`s Fear afoot. Comes more than once
the glug of sudden death.
We`re rockin` fine `n` careless where the
rifle fire is breakin`,
`N` singin` most uproar`ous, in the bomb`s
disgustin` breath,
Of girls, `n` drink, `n` cheerful sprees, `n`
`Herman thinks he`s takin`
A cobber home to somewhere in an subbub
damp `n` dim,
Whereas I know fer certain it is me is takin`
him.
Somehow, sometime, I lands him where he`s
safely put to bed.
I wake nex` day, `n` holy smoke! I`m pri-
soner with the German.
Me mouth is like an ashpan, there`s hot fish-
bolts in me head,
`N` through the barb-wire peerin` is me
foreigh cobber `Erman.
“Ve capdure each lasd nighd,” sez he “you
home haf bring me, boss.”
For bravery in takin` me, he got the Iron
Cross!
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