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John Keats - The Gadfly
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1. 
All gentle folks who owe a grudge
To any living thing
Open your ears and stay your t[r]udge
Whilst I in dudgeon sing.

2.
The Gadfly he hath stung me sore--
O may he ne`er sting you!
But we have many a horrid bore
He may sting black and blue.

3.
Has any here an old grey Mare
With three legs all her store,
O put it to her Buttocks bare
And straight she`ll run on four.

4. 
Has any here a Lawyer suit
Of 1743,
Take Lawyer`s nose and put it to`t
And you the end will see.

5.
Is there a Man in Parliament
Dum[b-] founder`d in his speech,
O let his neighbour make a rent
And put one in his breech.

6. 
O Lowther how much better thou
Hadst figur`d t`other day
When to the folks thou mad`st a bow 
And hadst no more to say.

7.
If lucky Gadfly had but ta`en
His seat * * * * * * * * *
And put thee to a little pain
To save thee from a worse.

8.
Better than Southey it had been,
Better than Mr. D-------,
Better than Wordsworth too, I ween,
Better than Mr. V-------.

9.
Forgive me pray good people all
For deviating so -- 
In spirit sure I had a call -- 
And now I on will go.

10.
Has any here a daughter fair
Too fond of reading novels,
Too apt to fall in love with care
And charming Mister Lovels,

11.
O put a Gadfly to that thing
She keeps so white and pert --
I mean the finger for the ring,
And it will breed a wort.

12.
Has any here a pious spouse
Who seven times a day
Scolds as King David pray`d, to chouse
And have her holy way --

13.
O let a Gadfly`s little sting
Persuade her sacred tongue
That noises are a common thing,
But that her bell has rung.

14.
And as this is the summon bo
num of all conquering,
I leave "withouten wordes mo"
The Gadfly`s little sting.
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