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William Schwenck Gilbert - Girl GraduatesWilliam Schwenck Gilbert - Girl Graduates
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They intend to send a wire To the moon; And they`ll set the Thames on fire Very soon; Then they learn to make silk purses With their rigs From the ears of LADY CIRCE`S Piggy-wigs. And weasels at their slumbers They`ll trepan; To get sunbeams from cuCUMbers They`ve a plan. They`ve a firmly rooted notion They can cross the Polar Ocean, And they`ll find Perpetual Motion If they can! These are the phenomena That every pretty domina Hopes that we shall see At this Universitee! As for fashion, they forswear it, So they say, And the circle - they will square it Some fine day; Then the little pigs they`re teaching For to fly; And the niggers they`ll be bleaching By-and-by! Each newly joined aspirant To the clan Must repudiate the tyrant Known as Man; They mock at him and flout him, For they do not care about him, And they`re "going to do without him" If they can! These are the phenomena That every pretty domina Hopes that we shall see At this Universitee!
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