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Charles Bukowski - Wax Job
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man, he said, sitting on the steps 
your car sure needs a wash and wax job 
I can do it for you for 5 bucks, 
I got the wax, I got the rags, I got everything 
I need. 

I gave him the 5 and went upstairs. 
when I came down 4 hours later 
he was sitting on the steps drunk 
and offered me a can of beer. 
he said he’d get the car the next 
day. 

the next day he got drunk again and 
I loaned him a dollar for a bottle of 
wine. his name was Mike 
a world war II veteran. 
his wife worked as a nurse. 

the next day I came down and he was sitting 
on the steps and he said, 
you know, I been sitting here looking at your car, 
wondering just how I was gonna do it, 
I wanna do it real good. 

the next day Mike said it looked like rain 
and it sure as hell wouldn’t make any sense 
to wash and wax a car when it was gonna rain. 

the next day it looked like rain again. 
and the next. 
then I didn’t see him anymore. 
a week later I saw his wife and she said, 
they took Mike to the hospital, 
he’s all swelled-up, they say it’s from the 
drinking. 

listen, I told her, he said he was going to wax my 
car, I gave him 5 dollars to wax my 
car. 

he’s in the critical ward, she said, 
he might die . . . 

I was sitting in their kitchen 
drinking with his wife 
when the phone rang. 
she handed the phone to me. 
it was Mike. listen, he said, come down and 
get me, I can’t stand this 
place. 

I drove on down there, walked into the 
hospital, walked up to his bed and 
said, let’s go Mike. 

they wouldn’t give him his clothes 
so Mike walked to the elevator in his 
gown. 

we got on and there was a kid driving the 
elevator and eating a popsicle. 
nobody’s allowed to leave here in a gown, 
he said. 

you just drive this thing, kid, I said, 
we’ll worry about the gown. 

Mike was all puffed-up, triple size 
but I got him into the car somehow 
and gave him a cigarette. 

I stopped at the liquor store for 2 six packs 
then went on in. I drank with Mike and his wife until 
11 p.m. 
then went upstairs . . . 

where’s Mike? I asked his wife 3 days later, 
you know he said he was going to wax my car. 

Mike died, she said, he’s gone. 

you mean he died? I asked. 

yes, he died, she said. 

I’m sorry, I said, I’m very sorry 

it rained for a week after that and I figured the only 
way I’d get the 5 back was to go to bed with his wife 
but you know 
she moved out 2 weeks later 

an old guy with white hair moved in there 
and he had one blind eye and played the French Horn. 
there was no way I could make it with 
him.
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