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Charles Bukowski - My Friend, The Parking Lot Attendant
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—he`s a dandy
—small moustache
—usually sucking on a cigar

he tends to lean into cars as he
transacts business

first time I met him, he said,
"hey! ya gonna make a
killin`?"

"maybe," I answered.

next meeting it was:
"hey, Ramrod! what`s
happening?"

"very little," I told
him.

next time I had my girlfriend with me
and he just
grinned.

next time I was
alone.

"hey," he asked, "where`s the young
chick?"

"I left her at home…."

"Bullshit! I`ll bet she dumped
you!"

and the next time
he really leaned into the car:

"what`s a guy like you doing driving a
BMW! I`ll bet you inherited your
money, you didn`t get this car with your
brains!"

"how`d you guess?" I
answered.

that was some weeks ago.
I haven`t seen him lately.
feIlow like that, chances are he just moved on
to better
things.
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