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Henry Kendall - Black LizzieHenry Kendall - Black Lizzie
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THE GLOVED and jewelled bards who sing    Of Pippa, Maud, and Dorothea, Have hardly done the handsome thing    For you, my inky Cytherea. Flower of a land whose sunny skies    Are like the dome of Dante’s clime, They might have praised your lips, your eyes,    And, eke, your ankles in their rhyme! But let them pass! To right your wrong,    Aspasia of the ardent South, Your poet means to sing a song    With some prolixity of mouth. I’ll even sketch you as you are    In Herrick’s style of carelessness, Not overstocked with things that bar    An ample view—to wit, with dress. You have your blanket, it is true;    But then, if I am right at all, What best would suit a dame like you    Was worn by Eve before the Fall. Indeed, the “fashion” is a thing    That never cramped your cornless toes: Your single jewel is a ring    Slung in your penetrated nose. I can’t detect the flowing lines    Of Grecian features in your face, Nor are there patent any signs    That link you with the Roman race. In short, I do not think your mould    Resembles, with its knobs of bone, The fair Hellenic shapes of old    Whose perfect forms survive in stone. Still, if the charm called Beauty lies    In ampleness of ear and lip, And nostrils of exceeding size,    You are a gem, my ladyship! Here, squatting by the doubtful flame    Of three poor sticks, without a roof Above your head, impassive dame    You live on—somewhat hunger-proof. The current scandals of the day    Don’t trouble you—you seem to take Things in the coolest sort of way—    And wisest—for you have no ache. You smoke a pipe—of course, you do!    About an inch in length or less, Which, from a sexual point of view,    Mars somehow your attractiveness. But, rather than resign the weed,    You’d shock us, whites, by chewing it; For etiquette is not indeed    A thing that bothers you a bit. Your people—take them as a whole—    Are careless on the score of grace; And hence you needn’t comb your poll    Or decorate your unctuous face. Still, seeing that a little soap    Would soften an excess of tint, You’ll pardon my advance, I hope,    In giving you a gentle hint. You have your lovers—dusky beaux    Not made of the poetic stuff That sports an Apollonian nose,    And wears a sleek Byronic cuff. But rather of a rougher clay    Unmixed with overmuch romance, Far better at the wildwood fray    Than spinning in a ballroom dance. These scarcely are the sonneteers    That sing their loves in faultless clothes: Your friends have more decided ears    And more capaciousness of nose. No doubt they suit you best—although    They woo you roughly it is said: Their way of courtship is a blow    Struck with a nullah on the head. It doesn’t hurt you much—the thing    Is hardly novel to your life; And, sans the feast and marriage ring,    You make a good impromptu wife. This hasty sort of wedding might,    In other cases, bring distress; But then, your draper’s bills are light—    You’re frugal in regard to dress. You have no passion for the play,    Or park, or other showy scenes; And, hence, you have no scores to pay,    And live within your husband’s means. Of course, his income isn’t large,—    And not too certain—still you thrive By steering well inside the marge,    And keep your little ones alive. In short, in some respects you set    A fine example; and a few Of those white matrons I have met    Would show some sense by copying you. Here let us part! I will not say,    O lady free from scents and starch, That you are like, in any way,    The authoress of “Middlemarch”. One cannot match her perfect phrase    With commonplaces from your lip; And yet there are some sexual traits    That show your dim relationship. Indeed, in spite of all the mists    That grow from social codes, I see The liberal likeness which exists    Throughout our whole humanity. And though I’ve laughed at your expense,    O Dryad of the dusky race, No man who has a heart and sense    Would bring displeasure to your face.
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