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Thomas Hood - Faithless Nelly GrayThomas Hood - Faithless Nelly Gray
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Ben Battle was a soldier bold, And used to war`s alarms; But a cannon-ball took off his legs, So he laid down his arms. Now as they bore him off the field, Said he, `Let others shoot; For here I leave my second leg, And the Forty-second Foot.` The army-surgeons made him limbs: Said he, `They`re only pegs; But there`s as wooden members quite, As represent my legs.` Now Ben he loved a pretty maid, Her name was Nelly Gray; So he went to pay her his devours, When he devoured his pay. But when he called on Nelly Gray, She made him quite a scoff; And when she saw his wooden legs, Began to take them off. `O Nelly Gray! O Nelly Gray! Is this your love so warm? The love that loves a scarlet coat Should be a little more uniform.` Said she, `I loved a soldier once, For he was blithe and brave; But I will never have a man With both legs in the grave.` `Before you had those timber toes Your love I did allow; But then, you know, you stand upon Another footing now.` `O Nelly Gray! O Nelly Gray! For all your jeering speeches, At duty`s call I left my legs In Badajos`s breaches.` `Why, then,` said she, `you`ve lost the feet Of legs in war`s alarms, And now you cannot wear your shoes Upon your feats of arms!` `O false and fickle Nelly Gray! I know why you refuse: Though I`ve no feet, some other man Is standing in my shoes.` `I wish I ne`er had seen your face; But, now, a long farewell! For you will be my death alas! You will not be my Nell!` Now when he went from Nelly Gray His heart so heavy got, And life was such a burden grown, It made him take a knot. So round his melancholy neck A rope he did intwine, And, for his second time in life, Enlisted in the Line. One end he tied around a beam, And then removed his pegs; And, as his legs were off of course He soon was off his legs. And there he hung till he was dead As any nail in town; For, though distress had cut him up, It could not cut him down. A dozen men sat on his corpse, To find out why he died, And they buried Ben in four cross-roads With a stake in his inside.
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