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Judith Viorst - If I Were In Charge of the World
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If I were in charge of the world
I`d cancel oatmeal,
Monday mornings,
Allergy shots, and also Sara Steinberg. 
 
If I were in charge of the world
There`d be brighter nights lights,
Healthier hamsters, and
Basketball baskets forty eight inches lower.
 
If I were in charge of the world
You wouldn`t have lonely.
You wouldn`t have clean.
You wouldn`t have bedtimes.
Or "Don`t punch your sister."
You wouldn`t even have sisters.
 
If I were in charge of the world
A chocolate sundae with whipped cream and nuts would be a vegetable
All 007 movies would be G,
And a person who sometimes forgot to brush, 
And sometimes forgot to flush,
Would still be allowed to be 
In charge of the world.
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